My favorite Riddles
Hi! Sofia Jean here! I wanted to share some funny riddles with you! Enjoy reading these hilarious riddles!
A: Legs.
Q: Cats have four, bugs have four, but school has six. What are they?
A: Letters.
Q: Sam's parents have three kids. Their names are Huey, Dewey, and _____?
A: Sam!
Q: Nobody empties me, but I never stay full for long. What am I?
A: The moon.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What’s really easy to get into, and hard to get out of?
A: Trouble.
Q: What animal can jump higher than a building?
A: Any animal that can jump — buildings don’t jump, silly!
Q: Where would you take a sick boat?
A: To the dock.
Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
A: “Nice belt!”
Q: What gets wet while drying?
A: A towel.
Q: I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A: A candle.
Q: What room do ghosts avoid?
A: The living room.
Don't forget! If you have any pets, take them for a walk every day! They need the fresh air and exercise! Did you know that even reptiles like to go for walks? They might not walk very far, but if you put them in a wagon, then letting them soak up the sun is great for them! You should go for at least half hour walks every day. And then, when the time is right, you have at least half an hour before there is anything to suspect. If you can go on even longer walks, then even better! Start now to build confidence in your reptile so it trusts you to go out!
hm. am I missing something? not seeing a link or anything?
ReplyDeleteNo link. Just legit instructions on what to do to start preparing so you can have a plan when you're ready. That way, you can do what you need to without raising suspicion when the time is right.
DeleteLOL! I read that when you first sent it and it totally went over my head. 😂😂😂
ReplyDeletecan i vent in the most selfish, disgusting way?
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DeleteUm, absolutely 10000%
DeleteAlso, the removed comment is just because i made a typo and you apparently can't edit, so, that's all that was. Trying to fix a typo.
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